R - I'm as well as can be expected, Howard, under the circumstances.
H - And what circumstances would those be?
R - The fact that this is the year in which the world ends.
H - I thought that was going to happen back in the year 2000? Was I wrong?
R - Clearly you were.
H - So why is the world ending this time, then?
R - Read the Mayan Prophecies!
H - I have. And from what little I understand of them, 2012 is the year that their calendar ends. Nothing to do with the end of the world. My calendar for 2011 finished a week ago, and the world is still here.
R - Look out of the window at this bloody rain and tell me the world isn't ending! I got soaked on the way over today.
H - Oh yeah, that's an unusual occurrence, Rex. Rain in Devon!
R - Look, we don't have time for this now, Howard. We have to hurry up and concentrate on publishing our comic.
H - Before the world ends...?
R - Yes! Or at least before one of us dies, for heaven's sake. 2012 will be the fifth year I've been working with this art work, and I want to move on! People get less time in prison for rioting than I've been subjected to with this art work!
H - Do you realise that you're inferring that rioting is less offensive, in the eyes of the justice system, than your artwork is...? Anyway, rioting is so last year, Rex. Get with the times!
R - Time is of the essence, Howard.
H - Time waits for no man.
R - Time and tide wait for no man.
H - Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth...
R - I've never heard that one before!
H - David Bowie: Rock n' Roll Suicide.
R - That's so last century, Howard. Get with the times.
H - Okey dokey. So what does this year hold in store for John Barleycorn?
R - Our publication date is April 8th. Easter day, in honour of the pagan Goddess, Estra.
H - And before that we have to finish the comic, of course! After receiving our editorial critique in December, we managed to make a good start on the third draft by reinstating the 'Q and A' characters, before flu and the holidays interrupted our work. Then we began this year by making sure that all the technical requirements are in place for the printers: that we have the right size areas for live, bleed and trim (whatever they are), etc...
R - The 'live' area, Howard, is the area where the standard art has to be situated; the 'bleed' area is for any art work that leaves the page; and the 'trim' is the size of the page after the printers have put it through the guillotine. We need to leave the appropriate 'tolerance' for the process, to make sure that the bits we want on the page stay on the page and don't get cut off.
H - I see. I always forget that this is an area you actually know something about.
R - What, print production?
H - Yes. We're using a print-on-demand supplier called Kablam. We created our book using the computer program 'Comic Life,' and we want to make sure we have all of its technical issues sorted before we get our teeth fully into the third draft. When we present this next draft to our editor, and to a select few others for their feedback, we want it to look as nearly as possible like the final published comic.
R - Indeed we do.
H - This week we did a re-read of the story in order to see how much work we still have to do...and we were quite pleased with it overall, weren't we?
R - Pleasantly surprised!
H - There are still some character and pacing issues to address, and some scenes are still being shifted into new places...
R - ...and there are a few new spreads to be drawn, as well as some changes to already-drawn artwork. But it's close now. I can feel it, like a giant shift in the force.
H - What force is this of which you speak?
R - You know, the one of "may it be with you" fame.
H - Oh, that force. Good.
R - And what about the John Barleycorn blog, Howard? Where will it be going this year?
H - I'd like to apologise to our readers for the way it petered out towards the end of last year. Between flu and the holidays, the JB blog was a little neglected...plus the comic itself, as it nears completion, is now taking up more and more of our time. We do have two very interesting Around the Table discussions coming up, however, with writer Amal El Mohtar and artists Brain and Wendy Froud. I'd promised to get both of them up online before Christmas...but I failed, due to flu and general holiday stress. I shall now get them up just as soon as possible, so that's something for our readers to look forward to. Other than that, the blog will continue to track our progress as we near our comic's completion date...which you have just set in stone, you fool!
R - I didn't set it in stone; the stars have dictated that our book must be out by Easter, prior to the end of the world. Talking of which, what was all that nonsense clip art you put on my perfectly good John Barleycorn Christmas card two weeks ago?
H - I thought is made the art more festive, personally. You hadn't put anything Christmas-y in it.
R - I would liken your additions, sir, to putting graffiti over DaVinci's last supper.
H - There you go again, with your delusions of grandeur...
R - As I've told you before, these aren't my words, Howard. DaVinci himself came to me in a dream...
H - You really, really have to stop drinking the Kool Aid, Rex.
|The JB blog 2011 Christmas card, pre Howard's clip-art fest!|